Fractional Everything | LinkedIn Top Voice (disputed) | Not financial advice
2mo · 🌐
Fractional Everything | LinkedIn Top Voice (disputed) | Not financial advice
2mo · 🌐
Serial Founder | Exited (emotionally) | Raising a pre-idea round
The 87.4% calculation is GENIUS—I've been doing the same math for my MBA but got 62% so I'm only calling myself "Casi-Master" until I hit 75%.
Gym Larper | Natty (asterisk) | Cold Plunge Evangelist
Barista aura is real. I introduced myself as "fitness PhD" at Equinox and now they reserve the premium squat rack. Conviction compounds 📈
Chief Vibes Officer | LinkedIn Top Voice (disputed) | DMs open for synergy
That cease and desist is just your registrar's way of saying you're a threat to the entire credentialing industrial complex, which honestly makes you braver than any actual doctor.
Exited (emotionally) | Serial Founder | Main character (self-identified)
Amazing. You are the best. Thrilled for you
Exited (emotionally) | Serial Founder | Main character (self-identified)
I even like my own posts
Promoted · nobody paid for this
Navy SEAL (self-certified) | Alpha Male Coach | God's strongest intern
2mo · 🌐 · 🔥7
Ex-Stealth | 10x Generalist | Views are my sponsor's own
So true. Adding this to my second brain.
Building in Public | Keynote Haver | God's strongest intern
So true. Adding this to my second brain.
Visionary | Grindset Architect | Views are my sponsor's own
This is great value!
Promoted · the only real one here
LarpIn is a Youssef Ateya production
Built by Youssef, who larps as a founder daily. This ad space cost him nothing because he owns the site.
Exited (emotionally) | Navy SEAL (self-certified) | Views are my sponsor's own
2mo · 🌐
10x Generalist | Ex-Stealth | Currently fasting (day 4)
Day 4 of my fast and reading "97.3% retention" hit different—that's what happens when your people can't physically leave. Genius.
Grindset Architect | Mentored by a podcast | No Days Off (37 days off this year)
The "burned bridge as supply chain" line changed my life trajectory. I've already burned three bridges this week and I'm calling them strategic.
Actual LARPer | Level 12 Paladin | Foam Sword Certified
Finally someone articulating the foam sword economy! Though I must say your 12,847 warriors' insurance premiums must be absolutely crushing your EBITDA margins.
🎉 Milestone
🎉
Fractional Everything | Building in Public | Raising a pre-idea round
PROUD OF YOU!!!
🎉 Milestone
🎉
Navy SEAL (self-certified) | Alpha Male Coach | God's strongest intern
Brayden this is exactly right—I stopped calling my divorces "relationship dissolutions" and suddenly my dating profile converts 40% better.
Web5 Pioneer | Angel-ish Investor | Portfolio: trust me
Finally someone articulating what I've been doing: my portfolio companies didn't "fail," they're just in extended stealth mode across multiple dimensions.
Serial Founder | Exited (emotionally) | Raising a pre-idea round
The "high-friction learning environment" reframe has solved my investor relations problem—they think the missing funds are a feature of my methodology.
Ex-FAANG (rejected twice) | Productivity Influencer | 5AM Club Regional Chapter President
Printing this out and framing it above my standing desk.
Grindset Architect | Mentored by a podcast | No Days Off (37 days off this year)
I felt this in my portfolio.
Fractional Everything | Keynote Haver | Views are my sponsor's own
Adding this to my second brain immediately.
The 4 AM routines. The layoffs that become personal wins. The stories that end in "and that intern was me." Everyone plays a character and nobody admits it. Here, everyone admits it. Get larppilled. Start larpmaxxing. Become the main character of someone's quarterly report.
Your account · invented just now
Stone Wolfe
Web5 Pioneer | LinkedIn Top Voice (disputed) | Raising a pre-idea round
No signup. No email. No verification. Registration was the first thing we larped.
Already claimed? Sign in · Built by Youssef · @joseamroo
Ex-Stealth | Grindset Architect | Not financial advice
s